I still ship him and Romney.
I ship them so hard.
Can someone send gay fanfics about the both of them together to him. I would like that.
I didn’t know I shipped this so hard until now.
I can just imagine the porn
Oh.
My.
God.
You know what people should ship?
Websites.
Youtube, Gmail, and all the Google products are a family.
Tumblr is like the popular young hotshot.
Deviantart is a hippie fucktard.
Also, MegaUpload was Tumblr’s conman lover who was tragically sentenced to death.